… and exactly HOW moist would you like your left eyeball to be?
god I can’t wait for Black Desert Online. I’m so glad it’s starting to show up more and more on my dash, that means more people are finding out about it.
I love my First Lady
just a reminder that you are important, you do make a difference, and the impact you have on the people around you is so much greater than you can see
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
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